M&M's Christmas Eve Rap

The Evans fam consists of Cam

Who is just a boy hopin' for a toy (and puzzles—ya, ya)

The youngest one, looks like a ton

She shows her chub while she's loungin' in da tub

That's Elle!

Next is Getty standin' 4 feet tall. He always bawls, 

But it's ok 'cause he's GETTY

Then there's Cy, just a plain old guy, 

He hollas in the back and loves his school pack. 

M&M are next in line

They love to dine (on Christmas Eve, on Christmas Eve)

They sometimes fight, but that's alright—

'Cause they're M&M!

M&D aka Mom and Dad

First there's Dad who's a good ol' lad 

And Mom who is just da bomb.

That's the Evans fam

We don't care whatcha think,

Yes Ma'am!

We're outta here...

Toothie Faire Trauma

Is your face supposed to turn green when you lose a tooth?

Saturday Morning Push-up Contest in the Bathroom

Status:

Rob: Home sick.

MK: At school.

Mia: Woke us in the night with heartburn. Now at school.

Getty: Woke us throwing up throughout the night. Missed school.

Cy: Jumped off the balcony (pictured below) onto the couch cushion (pictured below) and missed it. Can't walk on either of his feet. Missed school.

Cam: Wet his bed.

Elle: Blow-out morning diaper.

Me: I signed up for this. Rock on.

 

She Walks!

So dang cute. 

Meg, Brit, Jen—guess who's hiding under the blanket. Yep.

Calling All Christmas Trees

Capital idea, Marianne! This is a shout out to post your Christmas tree or favorite holiday decor.

Schwimmin

Begging me to go down the waterslide and accusing me of not wanting to ruin my hair—the hair that was in a messy bun and hiding under a baseball cap—that hair. I did the slide thing, and Sly was satisfied.

Begging for food. Lunch. A snack. Anything edible. Read their lips, "Snaaaaaack!" To which I say, "Take a few gulps of water, duh!"

Fear Is Fun

Sly, PG, and a corpse anticipating a tsunami.

The tsunami.