Evans Edition: August 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

What Mia Knows About MK [edited from 133 items to 57]

Doesn’t like pizza or popcorn much

Says Chad is her “twin”

Can’t keep a straight face for long

Says “idiot” and “freakin’ heck” like none other

Changes her mind super fast

Never gets full

In love with the NBA

Made a tv show called “Silly Dilly Town” when she was younger

Thinks her Burton backpack is smooth

Loved to play spies and orphans as a child

Loves peanut butter-banana sandwiches, Ovaltine, Spaghettio’s with toast, Hawaiian Haystacks, and salad

Once texted til 4 in the morning (but got busted)

Loves her brothers… a lot

Picky about dates

Hates feet

A huge sports fan

Never cries

Pro at pool volleyball

Mumbles frequently

Hates flip-flops

Is a super bad liar

Has a problem with curfew and being on time

Doesn’t have pierced ears

Has to make her bed before she sleeps in it

Always says, “Hey, can you do me a favor?”

Loves "current" music

Hates fluffy, glittery things

Once texted for 15 hours with Chad (BFF)

Wears out shoes like none other

Wants to get married in the Hawaiian temple

Loves people tickling her back or arms

Gets spooked when you come around a corner

Loves when people (ahem… guys) can play the piano

Always has had more guy friends than girl friends

Super good choreographer

Says, “Can you play?” instead of “Can you hang out?”

Has a certain laugh that only her dad, Clint, and I know how annoying it is: “Ha ha! [deep breath in].”

Thinks everything is hers and that she can use it without permission like: perfume, headphones, shoes. She takes a bite out of your sandwich… yup

Perfect date would be a bonfire and games at Grandma’s place

Loves to watch the MVP Puppets LB and Kobe commercials, “Ah, Kobe”

Nothing is ever awkward with her, and she doesn’t make things awkward

Tends to lose and break things: cell phones, iPods, headphones, laptops, wallets…

Actually likes not having her phone at night ‘cause she would text all night

Never finishes her sentences. Most end as “Nevermind” or “I don’t know”…

Thinks Chris Paul is a babe, along with many more NBA players

Puts her “marriage” ring in her soccer sliders for soccer games

Doesn’t do chores until begged

A fun texter and knows exactly what to say in any situation

Can say the alphabet backward

Hates Sponge Bob and Cartoon Network with a passion

Made up the ugliest grandpa dances with me to Will Smith's "Chasing Forever"

Says, "You gotta be careful with ol' Bessie" (her cell phone)

Can't lift one eyebrow

Loves Icy Hot

Can talk with her mouth closed

What MK Knows About Mia [edited from 94 items to 47]

1. Makes sure you know that she has more songs than you on her ipod

2. Loves Eighties music

3. Is MEGA grumpy in the morning

4. Wants a “Craig” for her husband

5. Can flare her nostrils more than anyone I know

6. Has played every sport… mostly

7. First Stalker: Jayden P

8. Is obsessed with Rasta

9. Has regular laughing attacks

10. Looks people up and down if she is meeting them for the first time

11. Hates when people say "groggy" and "crevice" funny. Like they have something in their throat (Groggy Greg, Crevice Crissie)

12. Has never had a cavity

13. Had the fastest backhandspring time at Jolley's gymnastics

14. Wishes she could have cute handwriting. Whenever she writes even one letter cute gets excited.

15. Can blow up her stomach very far

16. On a regular basis will do something and not remember she did it (like toot..."What's that smell? Was that me???"...)

17. Loves to stunt anyone that will volunteer

18. Is speedy

19. Is organized

20. Favorite game to play when she was little was Teacher. Had a jar full of sticks with student's names on them and the tables they were seated at.

21. Had Vomit phobia in elementary

22. Had a “mouth stretching” habit

23. Is very bad with her money

24. Has a very good Michael Jackson “hiccup” impersonation

25. Favorite hairstyle: Beach Bum

26. Loves reading scary books

27. Wants a “contemporary” style home

28. Hates to share

29. Draws her stick figures without a nose or mouth

30. Claims her and Kenzie R. were the popular ones back in elementary

31. Asks questions constantly during movies

32. Would always fight me over if she was “girly girl” or “tomboy”

33. Loves her cousins

34. Hates hugs within family

35. Does not own a pink shirt

36. Gets mad if you breathe loud

37. Has a manly laugh

38. Has limited people she can be herself around

39. Can ugly-dance amazingly

40. Got the highest score on her cheer tryouts

41. Can hear every little thing

42. Nature sounds calm her down

43. Can predict what time it is

44. Makes sure Elle knows she is going to be the best cheerleader ever

45. When younger, if she got bored of her friend she would just ditch them.

46. Has 17 (?) Bath and Body Works products

47. Can recite to you all of the "Master of Disguise" voices

First Day of School, 2010

(8th) Mia's standing at attention... (So pretty!)

(2nd) Suh-weet Cy

(5th) Getty self-styled as Rico Suavé. Me-ow!

MK (11th) left before my eyes opened. She came home in her soccer digs and wouldn't change back for my photo-op ...shucks. She did promise to let me take a picture the next time that outfit rotates in...

Happy First Day of School donuts and the day's report.

Two out of four had a good first day.
Mia's friends aren't in every single one of her classes and Getty's teacher just might want him to learn too much this year....
On the upside, Cy recruited a girl friend of his to play with a girl who sat crying at recess (he's my hero) and MK's chemistry teacher has a blinking habit that's just waaaay too much fun to mimic. It doesn't help that Kaityln, Chad, Cara, Kim, and Sara are also in that class.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Lagoonies

We all went with friends and cousins but only took pictures of Cinder-belle and Cambo. (Because they're irresistible.) See?...for your viewing pleasure...