Jack-O-Lanterns and, more importantly, why MK's a kook

Cy's Space Jammer

Cam's Mummy

MK's Wicked Clown

And introducing A.J., who MK is "not dating." They've seen each other every week for 5 months, but McKenzie can't commit to the word "dating," let alone.... 

She's said of him, "He's the most impressive person I know," "He's a better person than I am," "He's passed every test I give him...." Yet she prefers to call him "Mom's boyfriend." —I mean they'd be perfect together. They even look alike...

This is the problem—she wants to marry a friend group. Like the opposite of sister wives... brother husbands(?), who would include but not be limited to: Besser, Luis, Peter Puertes, and Oveth.

That, and she's embarrassed that A.J. is white 😱
(refer to above list)

There's your proof. Our top three have all turned out to be cuckoo-heads. Cam and Cy, you're our only hope!!