I call 'em Brown & Whites

Sandwiches. One slice wheat, one white. One day I decided to try to sneak the wheat slice under Cam and Elle's sandwiches, but they caught on immediately. I called them Brown & Whites and served them in a lunch basket anyway. And, much to my surprise, they went for it. I counted it as a fluke.
So, today at lunchtime, Cam says, "We want Brown & Whites."
I'm going into shock. Need to lie down with a warm blanket over me. Ahhhh.